The Naked Chef

[Sobek]

dear me, your not just a vampire, your a werewolf too!

sorry i couldnt help myself, twas a joke.

i have trouble sleeping at the best of times. especially in such hot weather. i'd sleep in my freezer if it were big enough

[Exilus]

LOL Its ok sobek, and no not a werewolf, I just have extremly long black hair, But because of it i live under constant threat, I have been informed by the deirdre person if i ever attempt to cut off my hair she will cut off my anatomy..lol

[Sobek]

cut it gradually, she wont notice untill its too late then ya can say, well you shouldve stopped me before.

[Aerea]

I dont see the big problem with being naked. You are born that way so whats the problem. It is true that after sleeping in the nude for a long time its a pain in the a** to sleep in clothes when you have to. I tried just sleeping in my undies but having a boob fall out all the time is a pain. Im moving out of my parents house and into my own apartment next weekend so I can be naked whenever I want. WOOT! smiley17m

[Grim Wraith]

Cut off all your hair, then avoid the person if possible. She wont cut off your package.

[Deirdre]

Cut off all your hair, then avoid the person if possible. She wont cut off your package.

He is gonna have a hard time avoiding me... since he is my fiance, and we live together... And i will hurt him if he cuts off his hair...

okay, back ontopic
I am having trouble with sleeping with clothes too... it is just really uncomfortable.. And as long as i sleep at home, it isn't a problem, but when i go to visit friends, and stay over there for the night, it does get really annoying at times...

[Orion]

Used to be convient back home when my mom worked an hour away and dad was always gone on construction. Now everyone's home so, that option vanishes =\. And we had someone move down the road from us (making that a total of like 5 neighbors, it used to be 0 a decade ago ) who are always driving up and down the road... front of the house has two floor windows .
Though currently I'm living in... this thing is a cubicle compared to my last dorm. With my roommate's bed about a foot from mine, not sure if he'd appreciate me going natural, lol.

[Sobek]

"He is gonna have a hard time avoiding me... since he is my fiance, and we live together... And i will hurt him if he cuts off his hair... "

i always thought compromise was needed in marriage and related stages?
but for the most part its whatever the chick says goes

[WolfWitch]

i always thought compromise was needed in marriage and related stages?
but for the most part its whatever the chick says goes

You learn quickly young Padawan. I have discovered that i am never out of the dog house with my wife, just in between being reminded that I'm there.

Case in point.

We had been married for less than 4 months. Until this time. My wife always had long hair. She was always affraid to cut it because of her mom. We were living out in Maryland so we where a full state and a half from Nashville and her family. I came home one day and she had cut it all off. Like single white female short, which does look really good on her. Knowing full well that my wife's self confidence is not the greatest in the world. I try to bolster it by telling her how cute it is and kissing her neck and all. (Note: She realy is cute in short hair.) But, as she started dinner, I snuck up and kissed the back of her neck. She giggled and asked me why I kept doing that. Before I could stop myself, I answered.
"Gee honey, I've never really seen the back of your neck before...It's kind of like kissing on a whole nother woman."

My first trip to the dog house ensued...

I'm still there...

WW.

[Grim Wraith]

oops... umm, just act like I didn't say that. Um, but yea, nude sleeping is best for me.

[Witch1693]

i hate nude sleeping, becuase i move around alot, and if my covers come off, my brother has sleepovers sometimes, so i woulnt want to wake up nude with a bunch of 12th graders watching me.

[Deirdre]

I move around a lot in my sleep too (and according to Exilus I kick a lot too) and this is actualy the main reason why i like sleeping in the nude...

I hate waking up with my clothes al wrapped around me like a straitjacket...

And luckily the only ones i have to worry about seeing me are Exilus and my two cats

[Witch1693]

I am sure Exilus loves it dearly( assuming becuase he is engaged to you). Well i would, but, i barely wear pajamas, i wear a guiney tee( thats what my mom calls it), and a pear of tidey whities, and a pear of boxers , i dont care if ppl see my boxers, i have sleepovers and wear boxers, they dont bother me. But i have slept nude once, it was cold!

[Sobek]

"And luckily the only ones i have to worry about seeing me are Exilus and my two cats"

so the whole kitty conference knows?

i dont know if all cats do this but the ones in my street do. about 2 in the morning almost every few days they all gather an a seemingly random front lawn(im never close enough to hear thier noises) and after about 30 minutes of this they either just go thier merry ways or a couple fight.

does anyone else ever see this because the more i watch it the more it freaks me out, they probably know im watching and trying to decide how to "get rid" of me(!)

[Grim Wraith]

Ill bet Exilus does love it when you sleep nude, but that cat thing is funny, the cats around here are like a gang, they help eachother get food and stay alive with no human interferance, its kind of cool.