If you haven't read my post in the questions forum, i'll fill you in. My workplace sucks. bad. The administrator is just ridiculous, he sleeps with the caregivers, shares extremely inappropriate jokes, wont enforce state laws, the works. We are getting a union involved and the corporation is pissed. They are lying to us and threatening to fire us if we talk about it. They've frozen all wages for the past 2 years, people have been working there for almost 10 years and they have only gotten 2 raises. It is just a terrible, terrible place.
well.... i stumbled across this spell... haha, it sounds like a really good one, and I am so, SO tempted to do it.
Spell to wreck havoc at a business
Get a coconut and open it carefully, so that you have 2 or 3 large pieces of shell which can be put back together and sealed. Obviously, you'd drain out the water.
Collect whatever you could connected to the establishment, business cards; something signed in an official capacity with the title of the signer, letterhead, etc. and put them in the largest piece of shell. It makes things so much easier if you can break the coconut in 2 pieces, so that one is as large and cup shaped as possible.
Then, add coffee grounds (to darken the situation) lemon juice and vinegar (to sour the situation), lots of cayenne pepper (to heat things up and make them volatile). Some kind of hard liquor might be a good addition so that the people who should be paying attention to the situation get *drunk* and stupid and sloppy with the business.
Put the coconut shell pieces together and seal them up securely with melted wax (red, black or white would be the colors I'd use).
Take the coconut to a dump or some place strewn with trash and garbage. Kick it around the area as if you're kicking around a soccer ball (get the whole works shaken up and unstable) then tuck the coconut amongst the trash so it's hidden.
For now, i will refrain myself... I have a feeling they have theirs coming anyways. [/b]
haha, I am SOOOO tempted :)
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Re: haha, I am SOOOO tempted :)
Haha! That'll be fun! 

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the difference." — Robert Frost
If you look around and think the world is missing something, it is probably the gift you were
supposed to be bringing." — Julie Cuccia Watts
“When nothing is sure, everything is possible.” —
Margaret Drabble
“There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, /
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.” — William
Shakespeare "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I – I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all
the difference." — Robert Frost
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