Help, need a spell to banish my landlord. NOW!

[luckimmortal]

ok calm down guys im acually JK!!!

But I would like to know, whats the dumbest spell youve ever heard some one ask to be done, either online or in life..
just thought this may be fun.

[Charlatan]

It was mine! I wanted to forget everything and go back ten years!

[luckimmortal]

wow just found one. heres what this girl just told me:
Q: whatsup
A: trying to find a spell to reverse a spell some b** did on me
Q: why do you think she put a spell on you?
A:she did it because i bullied her for five months. just because she is no good at sports and has lame hair.


wow.

[AutumnMaidens]

Silly one was this guy who wanted to make ghosts move things around for him.
That made me go O_o

[luckimmortal]

yea weird ... ha I really didi used to want to banish my landlord though

[AutumnMaidens]

Another weird one was a guy who wanted to get pregnant and thought that a spell might help with that. That might have been one of the most disturbing convos I have ever had.

[_Kaimira_]

i got this guy who wanted to see women naked through their clothing on. i have another knuckle head wanted a spell so he could steal and never get caught.

[Zili]

we had a member here who since been removed who had been asking a few of us some things. with me that included "do a spell on me to make me do something, i need you to do this so I can believe in the goddess" or some idiot reason like that.

[_Kaimira_]

lol snort, people are weird some just plain stupid. I had someone ask me to make a pile of shit. lol stupid taffer. he wanted to light the bag on fire ring a doorbell and run and hide. that's the stupidst thing to do like i can't make shit but my cats can hahhah

[WhiteOne]

I totally tried to guess the winning lotto numbers last week. I'm not saying that its stupid to win 300 million dollars, I would love to do that. But, considering how far off my "divined" numbers were--it would be kind of stupid to spend any more dollars on my own lotto number choices.

[AutumnMaidens]

I totally tried to guess the winning lotto numbers last week. I'm not saying that its stupid to win 300 million dollars, I would love to do that. But, considering how far off my "divined" numbers were--it would be kind of stupid to spend any more dollars on my own lotto number choices.

My dad used to ouji for people and usually got everything right, when he asked for the lottery numbers they ended up being wrong so he went back and all he got was "Ha ha"

That story always makes me laugh, just thought I would share

[WhiteOne]

That is funny AutumnMaiden. I've wondered about if there is a spell protecting the lotto numbers from being discovered--but that is a little too "conspiracy" to believe.

It seems like the only psychic phenomena that touches lotto numbers is dreaming. People try remote viewing, or dowsing, but the only people who claim to have had any spiritual or psychic experiences that help them, dream the numbers.

I asked to dream of lotto numbers on Thursday--but I just got someone telling me a story about a hobbit who lived "in a crag, but it wasn't a dark and dreary crag, but a fresh, bright, pleasant one..." and then these geese came by and told him that his place (on the Mediterranean coast, no less) was a dump. I suppose it might be trying to tell me to appreciate what I've got, because it's pretty good, and only a goose would call it shabby. Still, being a multi-millionaire seems appealing.

[luckimmortal]

That is funny AutumnMaiden. I've wondered about if there is a spell protecting the lotto numbers from being discovered--but that is a little too "conspiracy" to believe.

It seems like the only psychic phenomena that touches lotto numbers is dreaming. People try remote viewing, or dowsing, but the only people who claim to have had any spiritual or psychic experiences that help them, dream the numbers.

I asked to dream of lotto numbers on Thursday--but I just got someone telling me a story about a hobbit who lived "in a crag, but it wasn't a dark and dreary crag, but a fresh, bright, pleasant one..." and then these geese came by and told him that his place (on the Mediterranean coast, no less) was a dump. I suppose it might be trying to tell me to appreciate what I've got, because it's pretty good, and only a goose would call it shabby. Still, being a multi-millionaire seems appealing.

thats hilarious, you mean you asked your subconcious for the #'s? .. anyway that dream is hilarious. i use "rocky crag" for all my usernames normally, cept this one lol.. and i dont think the lotto can be protected like that, i think getting the numbers right is more kinesis work than anything.